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Total Medals Earned: 124 (From 23 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,115 Points

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 3/19/16
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again 50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Armed Prophet

Alien Juice Unlocked 11/21/09
10 Points
Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel Unlocked 11/21/09
10 Points
Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/18/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic Unlocked 11/21/09
25 Points
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Hand it Over Unlocked 11/21/09
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Handy Man Unlocked 11/21/09
50 Points
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 6/17 (130/480 points)

Besterest Game Ever Made

Good Call Unlocked 4/7/14
5 Points
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
A Winner Is You Unlocked 4/7/14
10 Points
Defeat the fearsome alien tyrant, Blob-O.
Dead Unlocked 4/7/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Feed Me Unlocked 4/7/14
10 Points
Experience the joy of feeding some alien wildlife.
I Like Betty Unlocked 4/7/14
10 Points
Make Betty laugh with the funniest dinosaur joke in the history of the universe.
Jackpot Unlocked 4/7/14
10 Points
Hit the jackpot on the Astro Slots machine.
One Small Step Unlocked 4/7/14
10 Points
Have Mr. Dinosaur land on the moon.
Souvenir Unlocked 4/7/14
10 Points
Collect a souvenir I <3 Mr. Dinosaur t-shirt.
Troublemaker Unlocked 4/7/14
10 Points
Cause some property damage inside the Space Vacations building.
Wilson!! Unlocked 4/7/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Zip Trip Unlocked 4/7/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Dancing With The Stars Unlocked 4/7/14
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Chatterbox 25 Points Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Gropey 25 Points Put your hands on every single thing in the game.
Inquisitive 25 Points Look at every single thing in the game.
Speedy 50 Points Finish the game in under 5 minutes.
Backtrack Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 12/17 (130/265 points)

Blind Snake

1 Easy Unlocked 8/7/16
5 Points
1 Easy Score
5 Easy Unlocked 8/7/16
10 Points
5 Easy Score
1 Hard 5 Points 1 Hard Score
10 Easy 25 Points 10 Easy Score
5 Hard 25 Points 5 Hard Score
10 Hard 50 Points 10 Hard Score
25 Easy 50 Points 25 Easy Score
25 Hard 100 Points 25 Hard Score

Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/270 points)

Burrito Bison

BREAK JAWBREAKER'S JAW! Unlocked 10/13/12
25 Points
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
OUTLAW! Unlocked 10/13/12
25 Points
Squash 100 police officers.
CANDYLAND BREAKTHROUGH! Unlocked 10/13/12
50 Points
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
LET'S PRETEND THE FLOOR IS LAVA! Unlocked 10/13/12
50 Points
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
SWEET IMPACT! Unlocked 10/13/12
50 Points
Reach past the sky's limit!
BUFFED OUT! 100 Points Upgrade everything to the max!
MIX THE FLAVOURS! 100 Points Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
PANTS ON FIRE! 100 Points Attain a very high speed.

Medals Earned: 5/8 (200/500 points)

D-Pression

Shadow Unlocked 4/8/14
5 Points
Complete the first five levels
Dark Surroundings Unlocked 4/8/14
10 Points
Complete the first 10 levels
More Darkness Unlocked 4/8/14
25 Points
Complete the first fifteen levels
What seems impossible Unlocked 4/8/14
50 Points
Work with nothing
Embrace the Light Unlocked 4/8/14
100 Points
Complete the game.

Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)

FamousPaintings Parodies4

Menstruo Lisa Unlocked 4/7/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Star Parodies 10 Points Find the 3 hidden stars
Art Lover 25 Points Win Game with 20 Score or more
Funny Face 25 Points Score Half or more on Game
MegaMind 100 Points Win with all Right answers
Adoption Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
American Dream Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Are you Kidding Me? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Auto - Retrato Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Broken Glass Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cant Remember my Last Supper Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Chic Chick Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Close your eyes Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cocalus and Pepsimus Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Colonel Sanders New Creation Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Earth Landing Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
El Salvador Dali Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Escapade Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Face booking Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Good Bye Kitty Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Grunge Fishing Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Ice Scream Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Knight back riding Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Leda and Donald Duck Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Man Falling Stairs Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Mega Fox Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Milk Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Momkey and Son Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pablo Picachu Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Raining Cats and Dogs Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Raising the Killer Axe Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Rock Scissors Paper Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sleeping Foot Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sunday After Nun Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Smurf Freedom Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Three Rumps Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Twizzler Pinch Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Weird Al Yankovic Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/38 (10/500 points)

Feed the King

Adrenaline Rush Unlocked 11/5/10
5 Points
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Precise Unlocked 11/5/10
5 Points
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Back to Work Unlocked 11/5/10
10 Points
Wake up the Guard!
Lifesaver Unlocked 11/8/10
10 Points
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Adores Eating Unlocked 11/5/10
50 Points
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Expired Explosion 5 Points Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Cakesaver 10 Points Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Slowsaver 10 Points Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Timesaver 10 Points Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Fortune 25 Points Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Bird Collector 50 Points Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Bonus Frenzy 50 Points Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Picky Picker 50 Points Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Space Buster 50 Points Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Supreme Scorer 50 Points Score 150 000 points.
Alienated 100 Points Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!

Medals Earned: 5/16 (80/490 points)

Gravity Den

easy Unlocked 4/7/14
5 Points
collect 3 stars in "easy" level
tutorial Unlocked 4/7/14
5 Points
collect 3 stars in "tutorial" level
just level 5 Points collect 3 stars in "just level" level
flappy bird 10 Points collect 3 stars in "flappy bird" level
just go 10 Points collect 3 stars in "just go" level
upside down 10 Points collect 3 stars in "upside down" level
down to depth 25 Points collect 3 stars in "down to depth" level
first run 25 Points collect 3 stars in "first run" level
fly away 25 Points collect 3 stars in "fly away" level
follow the arrows 25 Points collect 3 stars in "follow the arrows" level
hard level 25 Points collect 3 stars in "hard level" level
i like to fly 25 Points collect 3 stars in "i like to fly" level
labyrinth 25 Points collect 3 stars in "labyrinth" level
open air 25 Points collect 3 stars in "open air" level
platforms 25 Points collect 3 stars in "platforms" level
tetris 25 Points collect 3 stars in "tetris" level
blood much blood 50 Points collect 3 stars in "blood much blood" level
christmas tree 50 Points collect 3 stars in "christmas tree" level
run baby run 50 Points collect 3 stars in "run baby run" level
the hardest 50 Points collect 3 stars in "the hardest" level

Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/495 points)

In Utero

Supasperm Unlocked 5/11/09
25 Points
Beat the first level.
Aborted 25 Points Kill the boss without dying.
Impotent 100 Points Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Preggerz 100 Points Beat the game.

Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/250 points)